Nudist Beach-goer T-Shirts

"Don't men look hideous without their wallets?

"Privates Beach"

Brighton Bersagliere.

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

"I've got pride but no shame."

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

'Muriel had a traumatic experience at a topless beach -- she was sunbathing, and a toddler attacked her.'

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

Success often means distracting the competition.

Man at Nudist beach, watches a naked Punch & Judy show.

'Don't tell anybody, but I'm not wearing a robe.'

'Before I agree to marry you, I want to see what you look like with clothes on!'

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'Do Not Feed The Bares'

'Oh no! I think I left my wallet in the examination room.'

'I'm all for answering the call of the wild, but Bill really takes it to the extreme!'

Geek Beach

"If you get nervous up here, just picture everyone in the audience wearing clothes!"

'I get this awful dream where I'm walking down the street - Completely clothed!'

A sandpiper uses a metal detector along the beach.

If you find me an intimidating boss, try picturing me clothed.

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

'How did you...never mind...ring the doorbell?'

'I know you burn easily, Howard, but you look ridiculous walking around with that condom on!'

'I know you're retired now, Walter, but I still think you should put on some clothes.'

'This is an ideal place - you're always saying you have nothing to wear.'

'Well, well, if it isn't Ted Watt in the flesh!'

George was proving to be very popular with the ladies after taking-up nude pole vaulting!

World's sma.... llest beach

"Great spot, Al. I didn't know there was anyplace left that permitted cigar smoking naked."