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"No, I'm pretty sure they're only easing restrictions on face masks."

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

"Privates Beach"

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

Look! A streaker!

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

"I've got pride but no shame."

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

False Modesty: Naked sunbathing woman wears a veil.

Two piece outfits only.

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

'I've never done this before.'

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

'Don't tell anybody, but I'm not wearing a robe.'

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

Success often means distracting the competition.

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'Let's git naked!'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

"Gangs Of Nude Beach"

'Nothing is what it seems down here. Most people are nudist speleologists, but I lobby for the pharmaceutical industry.'

"Harold, is that you?"

'This is totally bananas!'

'Oh no! I think I left my wallet in the examination room.'

'Ms. Ames, send in a suit.'

'It's great that you get a boost in productivity from working in the nude, Paul, but I need you to stop borrowing my chair.'

'I'm all for answering the call of the wild, but Bill really takes it to the extreme!'

'From what you've told me, Lord Godiva, I think your wife is having a mid-life crisis.'

Naked Morris Dancers.