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'Try to flatter my figure, dear.'

Cafe au Natural.

"I told you we were overdressed for this place!"

"Privates Beach"

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

"I've got pride but no shame."

'No luggage.'

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

Success often means distracting the competition.

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'I'm all for answering the call of the wild, but Bill really takes it to the extreme!'

'Do Not Feed The Bares'

'From what you've told me, Lord Godiva, I think your wife is having a mid-life crisis.'

'Oh no! I think I left my wallet in the examination room.'

Naked Morris Dancers.

'... So then, I dropped out of university and hooked up with this nudist colony.'

"If you get nervous up here, just picture everyone in the audience wearing clothes!"

Nudist Beach: Beautiful PeopleEveryone else.

If you find me an intimidating boss, try picturing me clothed.

'I get this awful dream where I'm walking down the street - Completely clothed!'

George was proving to be very popular with the ladies after taking-up nude pole vaulting!

"Why yes. My husband does work in the construction industry! How on earth did you guess?"

'I know you're retired now, Walter, but I still think you should put on some clothes.'

'This is an ideal place - you're always saying you have nothing to wear.'

"Did you know the first nudist resort opened in Germany in 1903 in Dresden?"

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

Au Naturel Restaurant

"Looks like Fred's headed to that clothing optional beach again."

'I know you burn easily, Howard, but you look ridiculous walking around with that condom on!'