Nudist Lifestyle Lover Pillows

'Try to flatter my figure, dear.'

Cafe au Natural.

"I told you we were overdressed for this place!"

"Privates Beach"

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

'No luggage.'

"I've got pride but no shame."

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

Success often means distracting the competition.

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'Oh no! I think I left my wallet in the examination room.'

'I'm all for answering the call of the wild, but Bill really takes it to the extreme!'

'From what you've told me, Lord Godiva, I think your wife is having a mid-life crisis.'

'Do Not Feed The Bares'

Naked Morris Dancers.

'... So then, I dropped out of university and hooked up with this nudist colony.'

"If you get nervous up here, just picture everyone in the audience wearing clothes!"

Nudist Beach: Beautiful PeopleEveryone else.

'I get this awful dream where I'm walking down the street - Completely clothed!'

If you find me an intimidating boss, try picturing me clothed.

'This is an ideal place - you're always saying you have nothing to wear.'

'Well, well, if it isn't Ted Watt in the flesh!'

"I put the price up after the local council decided to make it a nudist beach."

'I know you burn easily, Howard, but you look ridiculous walking around with that condom on!'

"Why yes. My husband does work in the construction industry! How on earth did you guess?"

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

Au Naturel Restaurant

"Great spot, Al. I didn't know there was anyplace left that permitted cigar smoking naked."