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Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

Naked Morris Dancers.

"No, I'm pretty sure they're only easing restrictions on face masks."

"I was wrong. This meeting is still boring."

Film Buff.

Nuttington Naturists - Ironing Facility. Banish Wrinkley Birthday Suits.

Pronudist philatelist.

"It won't be much of a holiday for me, did you forget I'm a stripper?"

Green Valley Nudist Camp - No shoes, no shirt, no pants. Come on in!

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

"Now that we've moved to this nudist colony, I suppose we should send everyone a change of undress notice!"

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

'You don't expect me to play volleyball without a sports bra, do you?'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

If you find me an intimidating boss, try picturing me clothed.

'I get this awful dream where I'm walking down the street - Completely clothed!'

Nudist Beach: Beautiful PeopleEveryone else.

Birthday Suit Alterations

"I love the way you've put your outfit together."

Nude tourist.

"No more nude barbeques Miss Jolly."

'Let's git naked!'

24 hour nudist camp. We never clothes

Naturist Hotel - Emergency clothes in case of fire.

Face coverings are required on public transport.

'Oh please Just who does Jerry think he's kidding with that censor strip'

Look! A streaker!

"If you get nervous up here, just picture everyone in the audience wearing clothes!"

NO skinny dipping

"I came into this world naked and ugly and I'm still naked and ugly."

Dan resolves to plan his next vacation much more carefully.

'Do you ever have those dreams where you're walking around fully clothed?'

"It's amazing what fuzz little surprises pop out and show themselves since the lockdown started."

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.