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Naked Morris Dancers.

'... So then, I dropped out of university and hooked up with this nudist colony.'

Nudist Beach: Beautiful PeopleEveryone else.

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

Look! A streaker!

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

'No luggage.'

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

'Before I agree to marry you, I want to see what you look like with clothes on!'

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'From what you've told me, Lord Godiva, I think your wife is having a mid-life crisis.'

'Do Not Feed The Bares'

'Naturism is not a religion, Perkins, nor can this rightly be termed 'dress'.'

'Not in front of the neighbours, Dear!'

If you find me an intimidating boss, try picturing me clothed.

"Looks like Fred's headed to that clothing optional beach again."

"No you weren't disturbing us, we were just having sex."

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

'Am I next?'

'It's the new transparent government.'

'Mr Barnet a word please in my office now.'

"Did you know the first nudist resort opened in Germany in 1903 in Dresden?"

'This is an ideal place - you're always saying you have nothing to wear.'

'How did you...never mind...ring the doorbell?'

"I put the price up after the local council decided to make it a nudist beach."

George was proving to be very popular with the ladies after taking-up nude pole vaulting!

Au Naturel Restaurant

"Great spot, Al. I didn't know there was anyplace left that permitted cigar smoking naked."