Nudist Enthusiasts Mugs

Naked Morris Dancers.

'... So then, I dropped out of university and hooked up with this nudist colony.'

Nudist Beach: Beautiful PeopleEveryone else.

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

Look! A streaker!

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

'No luggage.'

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

'Before I agree to marry you, I want to see what you look like with clothes on!'

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'Not in front of the neighbours, Dear!'

'Do Not Feed The Bares'

'Naturism is not a religion, Perkins, nor can this rightly be termed 'dress'.'

'From what you've told me, Lord Godiva, I think your wife is having a mid-life crisis.'

If you find me an intimidating boss, try picturing me clothed.

"No you weren't disturbing us, we were just having sex."

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

'How did you...never mind...ring the doorbell?'

'Am I next?'

'Mr Barnet a word please in my office now.'

'It's the new transparent government.'

'This is an ideal place - you're always saying you have nothing to wear.'

George was proving to be very popular with the ladies after taking-up nude pole vaulting!

"Looks like Fred's headed to that clothing optional beach again."

'I know you're retired now, Walter, but I still think you should put on some clothes.'

"I put the price up after the local council decided to make it a nudist beach."

"Did you know the first nudist resort opened in Germany in 1903 in Dresden?"

Au Naturel Restaurant

"Great spot, Al. I didn't know there was anyplace left that permitted cigar smoking naked."