Nudist Enthusiasm Mugs

"Thank you for not looking."

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

Look! A streaker!

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

False Modesty: Naked sunbathing woman wears a veil.

'No luggage.'

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

'Before I agree to marry you, I want to see what you look like with clothes on!'

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'Do Not Feed The Bares'

'From what you've told me, Lord Godiva, I think your wife is having a mid-life crisis.'

'I didn't spend all that money on a suntan for nothing.'

Naked Morris Dancers.

'... So then, I dropped out of university and hooked up with this nudist colony.'

If you find me an intimidating boss, try picturing me clothed.

Nudist Beach: Beautiful PeopleEveryone else.

'Mr Barnet a word please in my office now.'

'This is an ideal place - you're always saying you have nothing to wear.'

'How did you...never mind...ring the doorbell?'

"Looks like Fred's headed to that clothing optional beach again."

"I'll try just one to start."

"No you weren't disturbing us, we were just having sex."

'I know you're retired now, Walter, but I still think you should put on some clothes.'

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

"I put the price up after the local council decided to make it a nudist beach."

Au Naturel Restaurant

"Great spot, Al. I didn't know there was anyplace left that permitted cigar smoking naked."