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"Relax, I'm a professional. I went to school for this."

"Privates Beach"

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

"Beats me why but my girlfriend says I have a one-track mind."

"Ah yes… this is Mr Shipley, our new head of strategically placed objects."

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

'Oh I'm keeping abreast of it.'

'I don't see how you can breathe through that thing - it's so small!'

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

"I've got pride but no shame."

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

'I've never done this before.'

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

'And that one painted and forgot to close the curtains.'

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

Naked Man and His Trusty Sidekick Black Bar Boy.

Portrait of an admiral spying on the nude portrait next to his.

Success often means distracting the competition.

"I think what I like most is they haven't got any clothes on."

'Don't tell anybody, but I'm not wearing a robe.'

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'I really admire his work.'

Drawing.

'Why can't you collect stamps like everybody else'

'How's it coming along Monsieur Lautrec?'

'Do Not Feed The Bares'

Death model.

'Nothing is what it seems down here. Most people are nudist speleologists, but I lobby for the pharmaceutical industry.'

'This is totally bananas!'