Nudist With A Sense Of Humor T-Shirts

Nudist Association. Be honest, isn't it a relief to finally be fully covered? Insurance.

'I can't afford a season ticket and clothes.'

'This is totally bananas!'

"When I said 'relax' I just meant you could loosen your tie!"

"No, I'm sorry sir, we don't do a nudist's lunch but the dressed crab is very good."

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

Two piece outfits only.

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

'The next patient is allergic to cotton, silk, wool and synthetics.'

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'Could this mean that we're finally profitable?'

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

"Harold, is that you?"

"Gangs Of Nude Beach"

'I didn't spend all that money on a suntan for nothing.'

A Female and Male Banana going for a Skinny-dip into the ocean.

If you find me an intimidating boss, try picturing me clothed.

Birthday Suit Alterations

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

George was proving to be very popular with the ladies after taking-up nude pole vaulting!

"Did you know the first nudist resort opened in Germany in 1903 in Dresden?"

'This is an ideal place - you're always saying you have nothing to wear.'

'Candor is a plus.'

'I know you're retired now, Walter, but I still think you should put on some clothes.'

"Looks like Fred's headed to that clothing optional beach again."

'How did you...never mind...ring the doorbell?'

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