Nudist With A Sense Of Humor Gifts

'I can't afford a season ticket and clothes.'

'This is totally bananas!'

"When I said 'relax' I just meant you could loosen your tie!"

"No, I'm sorry sir, we don't do a nudist's lunch but the dressed crab is very good."

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

Two piece outfits only.

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

'The next patient is allergic to cotton, silk, wool and synthetics.'

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'Could this mean that we're finally profitable?'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

A Female and Male Banana going for a Skinny-dip into the ocean.

'I didn't spend all that money on a suntan for nothing.'

"Gangs Of Nude Beach"

"Harold, is that you?"

If you find me an intimidating boss, try picturing me clothed.

Birthday Suit Alterations

'Candor is a plus.'

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

"Looks like Fred's headed to that clothing optional beach again."

"I'll try just one to start."

Homeopathic trousers.

'I know you're retired now, Walter, but I still think you should put on some clothes.'

'This is an ideal place - you're always saying you have nothing to wear.'

George was proving to be very popular with the ladies after taking-up nude pole vaulting!

'Mr Barnet a word please in my office now.'

"I put the price up after the local council decided to make it a nudist beach."

"Did you know the first nudist resort opened in Germany in 1903 in Dresden?"