Nudity Humorist Gifts

'I got tired of having a farmer's tan.'

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

Two piece outfits only.

'The next patient is allergic to cotton, silk, wool and synthetics.'

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

'Could this mean that we're finally profitable?'

'This is totally bananas!'

"Gangs Of Nude Beach"

"Harold, is that you?"

A Female and Male Banana going for a Skinny-dip into the ocean.

Birthday Suit Alterations

'I don't care how hot it is today! -- I don't want you running around without your leaf on!'

Homeopathic trousers.

'Candor is a plus.'

"Oh, that old thing? She's been wearing that for years, haven't you dear?"

'It's a nonesie.'

'The facts of life are like republicans and democrats. They occasionally get together and a bill is drawn.'

Well, I didn't know it was a nude beach.

'I can't afford a season ticket and clothes.'

'We can't publish your manuscript 'The Naked Wordsmith' but I love your bod.'

embarrassment at court!

'I got it for Father's Day.'

Now that's what I call a Twinkle.

Birthday Suit Alterations

Chocolate Painting.

Nudist Camp Murder

"Great news, guys! I finally got us that nudist colony account!!"

"When you said you wanted to paint me in the nude. Naturally I assumed..."

VOTE!, 'I'm a fiscal conservative and a social liberal!'

Nuttington Naturists - Ironing Facility. Banish Wrinkley Birthday Suits.

"When I said 'relax' I just meant you could loosen your tie!"

"No, I'm sorry sir, we don't do a nudist's lunch but the dressed crab is very good."

Lakeville Nudist Colony: Sorry we're clothed.

'Try to flatter my figure, dear.'