Nudism Humorists Gifts

The Nudist Shop: Sorry We Are Clothed.

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

Two piece outfits only.

'The next patient is allergic to cotton, silk, wool and synthetics.'

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'Could this mean that we're finally profitable?'

'This is totally bananas!'

A Female and Male Banana going for a Skinny-dip into the ocean.

"Gangs Of Nude Beach"

"Harold, is that you?"

Birthday Suit Alterations

'I don't care how hot it is today! -- I don't want you running around without your leaf on!'

"Looks like Fred's headed to that clothing optional beach again."

Danae's Prescient Auto-Biography: '...By getting a law passed that banned all clothing. Since nobody could hide anything, it was really easy to spot the bad guys...'

Homeopathic trousers.

'Candor is a plus.'

'I know you're retired now, Walter, but I still think you should put on some clothes.'

'Mr Barnet a word please in my office now.'

'How did you...never mind...ring the doorbell?'

Valentine lady on chaise longue.

'It's a nonesie.'

embarrassment at court!

With the tourists gone and the locals on vacation, ted finally got to run naked down the main street...

'I can't afford a season ticket and clothes.'

'I realize you're new here, Fusco, so perhaps no one told you that replaced casual Friday with nudity Wednesday.'

'I got it for Father's Day.'

'We can't publish your manuscript 'The Naked Wordsmith' but I love your bod.'

Well, I didn't know it was a nude beach.

'I got tired of having a farmer's tan.'

Naturist Hotel - Emergency clothes in case of fire.

"Great news, guys! I finally got us that nudist colony account!!"