Nudist Humor Gifts

'The next patient is allergic to cotton, silk, wool and synthetics.'

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"Privates Beach"

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

Two piece outfits only.

"I've got pride but no shame."

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

Success often means distracting the competition.

'Could this mean that we're finally profitable?'

'This is totally bananas!'

A Female and Male Banana going for a Skinny-dip into the ocean.

'Oh no! I think I left my wallet in the examination room.'

"Gangs Of Nude Beach"

"Harold, is that you?"

'I'm all for answering the call of the wild, but Bill really takes it to the extreme!'

'I get this awful dream where I'm walking down the street - Completely clothed!'

Birthday Suit Alterations

"If you get nervous up here, just picture everyone in the audience wearing clothes!"

'I don't care how hot it is today! -- I don't want you running around without your leaf on!'

'Well, well, if it isn't Ted Watt in the flesh!'

'Candor is a plus.'

Danae's Prescient Auto-Biography: '...By getting a law passed that banned all clothing. Since nobody could hide anything, it was really easy to spot the bad guys...'

"Why yes. My husband does work in the construction industry! How on earth did you guess?"

'I know you burn easily, Howard, but you look ridiculous walking around with that condom on!'

Homeopathic trousers.

'We can't publish your manuscript 'The Naked Wordsmith' but I love your bod.'

'POSTED! TOPLESS BATHERS ONLY BEYOND THIS POINT!'

'Fancy a game of strip poker?'

"I can't say I'm all that surprised."

Well, I didn't know it was a nude beach.

'It's a nonesie.'

embarrassment at court!

'I got it for Father's Day.'

'I can't afford a season ticket and clothes.'