Nudist Humor Gifts

'The next patient is allergic to cotton, silk, wool and synthetics.'

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"Privates Beach"

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

"I've got pride but no shame."

Two piece outfits only.

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

Success often means distracting the competition.

'Could this mean that we're finally profitable?'

"Gangs Of Nude Beach"

'This is totally bananas!'

"Harold, is that you?"

A Female and Male Banana going for a Skinny-dip into the ocean.

'I'm all for answering the call of the wild, but Bill really takes it to the extreme!'

'Oh no! I think I left my wallet in the examination room.'

'I get this awful dream where I'm walking down the street - Completely clothed!'

'I don't care how hot it is today! -- I don't want you running around without your leaf on!'

"If you get nervous up here, just picture everyone in the audience wearing clothes!"

Birthday Suit Alterations

"Why yes. My husband does work in the construction industry! How on earth did you guess?"

'Candor is a plus.'

Homeopathic trousers.

'I know you burn easily, Howard, but you look ridiculous walking around with that condom on!'

'Well, well, if it isn't Ted Watt in the flesh!'

Danae's Prescient Auto-Biography: '...By getting a law passed that banned all clothing. Since nobody could hide anything, it was really easy to spot the bad guys...'

'POSTED! TOPLESS BATHERS ONLY BEYOND THIS POINT!'

'I can't afford a season ticket and clothes.'

"I can't say I'm all that surprised."

embarrassment at court!

'Fancy a game of strip poker?'

'I got it for Father's Day.'

'We can't publish your manuscript 'The Naked Wordsmith' but I love your bod.'