Nudist Humor Enthusiast Gifts

Birthday Suit Alterations

Chocolate Painting.

'Candor is a plus.'

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

Two piece outfits only.

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

'The next patient is allergic to cotton, silk, wool and synthetics.'

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'Could this mean that we're finally profitable?'

"Gangs Of Nude Beach"

"Harold, is that you?"

'Do Not Feed The Bares'

'This is totally bananas!'

A Female and Male Banana going for a Skinny-dip into the ocean.

If you find me an intimidating boss, try picturing me clothed.

Birthday Suit Alterations

"Did you know the first nudist resort opened in Germany in 1903 in Dresden?"

"Great spot, Al. I didn't know there was anyplace left that permitted cigar smoking naked."

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

Au Naturel Restaurant

Homeopathic trousers.

"Looks like Fred's headed to that clothing optional beach again."

"No you weren't disturbing us, we were just having sex."

'This is an ideal place - you're always saying you have nothing to wear.'

'How did you...never mind...ring the doorbell?'

George was proving to be very popular with the ladies after taking-up nude pole vaulting!

'I know you're retired now, Walter, but I still think you should put on some clothes.'

'Mr Barnet a word please in my office now.'