Nudist Humor Enthusiast Pillows

Birthday Suit Alterations

Chocolate Painting.

'Candor is a plus.'

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

Two piece outfits only.

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

'The next patient is allergic to cotton, silk, wool and synthetics.'

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'Could this mean that we're finally profitable?'

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

"Harold, is that you?"

A Female and Male Banana going for a Skinny-dip into the ocean.

'Do Not Feed The Bares'

'This is totally bananas!'

"Gangs Of Nude Beach"

If you find me an intimidating boss, try picturing me clothed.

Birthday Suit Alterations

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

"Looks like Fred's headed to that clothing optional beach again."

'I know you're retired now, Walter, but I still think you should put on some clothes.'

"No you weren't disturbing us, we were just having sex."

'This is an ideal place - you're always saying you have nothing to wear.'

George was proving to be very popular with the ladies after taking-up nude pole vaulting!

Homeopathic trousers.

'Mr Barnet a word please in my office now.'

"I put the price up after the local council decided to make it a nudist beach."

"Did you know the first nudist resort opened in Germany in 1903 in Dresden?"

'How did you...never mind...ring the doorbell?'

Au Naturel Restaurant

"Great spot, Al. I didn't know there was anyplace left that permitted cigar smoking naked."