Nudist Humor Appreciator Pillows

'No doubt about it, we've got to stop meeting next door to the Nudist Wine Lovers' Club.'

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

Look! A streaker!

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

Two piece outfits only.

Turtle nude painting.

'The next patient is allergic to cotton, silk, wool and synthetics.'

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

'Before I agree to marry you, I want to see what you look like with clothes on!'

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

"Harold, is that you?"

'This is totally bananas!'

A Female and Male Banana going for a Skinny-dip into the ocean.

"Gangs Of Nude Beach"

Birthday Suit Alterations

If you find me an intimidating boss, try picturing me clothed.

'Candor is a plus.'

"Great spot, Al. I didn't know there was anyplace left that permitted cigar smoking naked."

Au Naturel Restaurant

Homeopathic trousers.

'How did you...never mind...ring the doorbell?'

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

'Mr Barnet a word please in my office now.'

"I put the price up after the local council decided to make it a nudist beach."

"Did you know the first nudist resort opened in Germany in 1903 in Dresden?"

'I know you're retired now, Walter, but I still think you should put on some clothes.'

George was proving to be very popular with the ladies after taking-up nude pole vaulting!

'This is an ideal place - you're always saying you have nothing to wear.'

"No you weren't disturbing us, we were just having sex."