Nudist Humor Appreciator Pillows

'No doubt about it, we've got to stop meeting next door to the Nudist Wine Lovers' Club.'

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

Look! A streaker!

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

Turtle nude painting.

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

Two piece outfits only.

'The next patient is allergic to cotton, silk, wool and synthetics.'

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

'Before I agree to marry you, I want to see what you look like with clothes on!'

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

"Harold, is that you?"

"Gangs Of Nude Beach"

A Female and Male Banana going for a Skinny-dip into the ocean.

'This is totally bananas!'

Birthday Suit Alterations

If you find me an intimidating boss, try picturing me clothed.

"Great spot, Al. I didn't know there was anyplace left that permitted cigar smoking naked."

Au Naturel Restaurant

'How did you...never mind...ring the doorbell?'

"Did you know the first nudist resort opened in Germany in 1903 in Dresden?"

"Looks like Fred's headed to that clothing optional beach again."

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

"I put the price up after the local council decided to make it a nudist beach."

'Mr Barnet a word please in my office now.'

"No you weren't disturbing us, we were just having sex."

'I know you're retired now, Walter, but I still think you should put on some clothes.'

Homeopathic trousers.

George was proving to be very popular with the ladies after taking-up nude pole vaulting!

'This is an ideal place - you're always saying you have nothing to wear.'

'Candor is a plus.'