Nudist Humor Fan Pillows

"TOTAL waste of a cute puppy!"

Nudist Camp Murder

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

Two piece outfits only.

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

'The next patient is allergic to cotton, silk, wool and synthetics.'

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

'Before I agree to marry you, I want to see what you look like with clothes on!'

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'Could this mean that we're finally profitable?'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

"Harold, is that you?"

'This is totally bananas!'

"Gangs Of Nude Beach"

'From what you've told me, Lord Godiva, I think your wife is having a mid-life crisis.'

A Female and Male Banana going for a Skinny-dip into the ocean.

If you find me an intimidating boss, try picturing me clothed.

Birthday Suit Alterations

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

"No you weren't disturbing us, we were just having sex."

George was proving to be very popular with the ladies after taking-up nude pole vaulting!

Homeopathic trousers.

"Great spot, Al. I didn't know there was anyplace left that permitted cigar smoking naked."

"Did you know the first nudist resort opened in Germany in 1903 in Dresden?"

'Candor is a plus.'

'This is an ideal place - you're always saying you have nothing to wear.'

"I put the price up after the local council decided to make it a nudist beach."

Au Naturel Restaurant

'Oh please Just who does Jerry think he's kidding with that censor strip'

"Knock knock, are you decent?"

Nude tourist.