Nudist Humorist Pillows

Nuttington Naturists - Ironing Facility. Banish Wrinkley Birthday Suits.

"Gangs Of Nude Beach"

When you show up a Nudist Colony wearing the same mask.

A Female and Male Banana going for a Skinny-dip into the ocean.

'I got it for Father's Day.'

embarrassment at court!

'Try to flatter my figure, dear.'

'I tried to join a nudist colony, but they wanted the shirt off my back.'

Lakeville Nudist Colony: Sorry we're clothed.

Two piece outfits only.

"You know how women are always complaining that they don't have anything to wear...well, in this case it's true."

"When you said you wanted to paint me in the nude. Naturally I assumed..."

"Great news, guys! I finally got us that nudist colony account!!"

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"Privates Beach"

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

"I've got pride but no shame."

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

'The next patient is allergic to cotton, silk, wool and synthetics.'

Success often means distracting the competition.

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'Could this mean that we're finally profitable?'

'I'm all for answering the call of the wild, but Bill really takes it to the extreme!'

'This is totally bananas!'

'Oh no! I think I left my wallet in the examination room.'

"Harold, is that you?"

"If you get nervous up here, just picture everyone in the audience wearing clothes!"

'I get this awful dream where I'm walking down the street - Completely clothed!'

Birthday Suit Alterations