Nudist Humor Fan Gifts

"TOTAL waste of a cute puppy!"

Nudist Camp Murder

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

Two piece outfits only.

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

'The next patient is allergic to cotton, silk, wool and synthetics.'

'Before I agree to marry you, I want to see what you look like with clothes on!'

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

'Could this mean that we're finally profitable?'

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'This is totally bananas!'

"Gangs Of Nude Beach"

"Harold, is that you?"

A Female and Male Banana going for a Skinny-dip into the ocean.

'From what you've told me, Lord Godiva, I think your wife is having a mid-life crisis.'

If you find me an intimidating boss, try picturing me clothed.

Birthday Suit Alterations

'Candor is a plus.'

'This is an ideal place - you're always saying you have nothing to wear.'

"I put the price up after the local council decided to make it a nudist beach."

Homeopathic trousers.

"No you weren't disturbing us, we were just having sex."

"Great spot, Al. I didn't know there was anyplace left that permitted cigar smoking naked."

Au Naturel Restaurant

"Did you know the first nudist resort opened in Germany in 1903 in Dresden?"

George was proving to be very popular with the ladies after taking-up nude pole vaulting!

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

"Knock knock, are you decent?"

Nude tourist.

'Oh please Just who does Jerry think he's kidding with that censor strip'

'Take that! Oh...'