Nude Humor Fans Gifts

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

'The next patient is allergic to cotton, silk, wool and synthetics.'

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

'Could this mean that we're finally profitable?'

'From what you've told me, Lord Godiva, I think your wife is having a mid-life crisis.'

Birthday Suit Alterations

'I don't care how hot it is today! -- I don't want you running around without your leaf on!'

Homeopathic trousers.

'Candor is a plus.'

'It's a nonesie.'

'We can't publish your manuscript 'The Naked Wordsmith' but I love your bod.'

Shy Man at Nudist Beach

"Oh dear, he died with his boots on."

"Fancy a game of get-dressed poker?"

Starkers Nudist Camp.

Well, I didn't know it was a nude beach.

'I got tired of having a farmer's tan.'

Face coverings are required on public transport.

'Naturist Holidays Ltd' Executive has photo of nude wife on his desk.

Nudist Camp Murder

Now that's what I call a Twinkle.

Oh, please, like you didn't know this was a topless beach.

'I tell you. He's on Viagra - it sticks out a mile'

Birthday Suit Alterations

Chocolate Painting.

VOTE!, 'I'm a fiscal conservative and a social liberal!'

'No doubt about it, we've got to stop meeting next door to the Nudist Wine Lovers' Club.'

VOTE!, 'I'm a fiscal conservative and a social liberal!'

"Nothing to worry about. Happens every autumn."

'A good way to lose weight is to eat naked in front of a mirror.'

The Nudist Shop: Sorry We Are Clothed.

"TOTAL waste of a cute puppy!"

"Small world - that's Ian Thompson from No. 43."