Nudism Fan Gifts

"Oh dear, he died with his boots on."

'Naturist Holidays Ltd' Executive has photo of nude wife on his desk.

'From what you've told me, Lord Godiva, I think your wife is having a mid-life crisis.'

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

'No luggage.'

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

False Modesty: Naked sunbathing woman wears a veil.

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

'Before I agree to marry you, I want to see what you look like with clothes on!'

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'Do Not Feed The Bares'

'Not in front of the neighbours, Dear!'

'Naturism is not a religion, Perkins, nor can this rightly be termed 'dress'.'

Naked Morris Dancers.

'... So then, I dropped out of university and hooked up with this nudist colony.'

If you find me an intimidating boss, try picturing me clothed.

Nudist Beach: Beautiful PeopleEveryone else.

'I know you're retired now, Walter, but I still think you should put on some clothes.'

"I put the price up after the local council decided to make it a nudist beach."

'Mr Barnet a word please in my office now.'

'This is an ideal place - you're always saying you have nothing to wear.'

'How did you...never mind...ring the doorbell?'

Au Naturel Restaurant

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

'Am I next?'

"Great spot, Al. I didn't know there was anyplace left that permitted cigar smoking naked."