Nudism Fan Prints

"Oh dear, he died with his boots on."

'Naturist Holidays Ltd' Executive has photo of nude wife on his desk.

'From what you've told me, Lord Godiva, I think your wife is having a mid-life crisis.'

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

False Modesty: Naked sunbathing woman wears a veil.

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

'No luggage.'

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

'Before I agree to marry you, I want to see what you look like with clothes on!'

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'Not in front of the neighbours, Dear!'

'Do Not Feed The Bares'

'Naturism is not a religion, Perkins, nor can this rightly be termed 'dress'.'

Naked Morris Dancers.

'... So then, I dropped out of university and hooked up with this nudist colony.'

If you find me an intimidating boss, try picturing me clothed.

Nudist Beach: Beautiful PeopleEveryone else.

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

'Am I next?'

'How did you...never mind...ring the doorbell?'

"Great spot, Al. I didn't know there was anyplace left that permitted cigar smoking naked."

"No you weren't disturbing us, we were just having sex."

'This is an ideal place - you're always saying you have nothing to wear.'

'Mr Barnet a word please in my office now.'

George was proving to be very popular with the ladies after taking-up nude pole vaulting!

"Looks like Fred's headed to that clothing optional beach again."

"Did you know the first nudist resort opened in Germany in 1903 in Dresden?"