Nudist Lifestyle Fan Gifts

"Yes, sure, pop round - I've got nothing on at the moment!"

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

'No luggage.'

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

False Modesty: Naked sunbathing woman wears a veil.

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

'Before I agree to marry you, I want to see what you look like with clothes on!'

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'From what you've told me, Lord Godiva, I think your wife is having a mid-life crisis.'

'Do Not Feed The Bares'

Naked Morris Dancers.

'... So then, I dropped out of university and hooked up with this nudist colony.'

If you find me an intimidating boss, try picturing me clothed.

Nudist Beach: Beautiful PeopleEveryone else.

'It's the new transparent government.'

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

"No you weren't disturbing us, we were just having sex."

"Looks like Fred's headed to that clothing optional beach again."

George was proving to be very popular with the ladies after taking-up nude pole vaulting!

'This is an ideal place - you're always saying you have nothing to wear.'

'Mr Barnet a word please in my office now.'

'How did you...never mind...ring the doorbell?'

'I know you're retired now, Walter, but I still think you should put on some clothes.'

'Candor is a plus.'

Homeopathic trousers.

"Did you know the first nudist resort opened in Germany in 1903 in Dresden?"

"I put the price up after the local council decided to make it a nudist beach."

Au Naturel Restaurant

"Great spot, Al. I didn't know there was anyplace left that permitted cigar smoking naked."