Nude Humor Enthusiast Gifts

VOTE!, 'I'm a fiscal conservative and a social liberal!'

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

'No luggage.'

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

Two piece outfits only.

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

'The next patient is allergic to cotton, silk, wool and synthetics.'

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'Could this mean that we're finally profitable?'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'Naturism is not a religion, Perkins, nor can this rightly be termed 'dress'.'

'Not in front of the neighbours, Dear!'

'Do Not Feed The Bares'

'This is totally bananas!'

"Gangs Of Nude Beach"

A Female and Male Banana going for a Skinny-dip into the ocean.

Birthday Suit Alterations

If you find me an intimidating boss, try picturing me clothed.

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

'How did you...never mind...ring the doorbell?'

'Am I next?'

'This is an ideal place - you're always saying you have nothing to wear.'

'I know you're retired now, Walter, but I still think you should put on some clothes.'

'Candor is a plus.'

'Mr Barnet a word please in my office now.'

"I put the price up after the local council decided to make it a nudist beach."

Au Naturel Restaurant