Nudism Humorist Gifts

VOTE!, 'I'm a fiscal conservative and a social liberal!'

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

Two piece outfits only.

'The next patient is allergic to cotton, silk, wool and synthetics.'

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'Could this mean that we're finally profitable?'

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

"Gangs Of Nude Beach"

"Harold, is that you?"

'This is totally bananas!'

A Female and Male Banana going for a Skinny-dip into the ocean.

Birthday Suit Alterations

If you find me an intimidating boss, try picturing me clothed.

'I don't care how hot it is today! -- I don't want you running around without your leaf on!'

"Great spot, Al. I didn't know there was anyplace left that permitted cigar smoking naked."

Au Naturel Restaurant

'This is an ideal place - you're always saying you have nothing to wear.'

George was proving to be very popular with the ladies after taking-up nude pole vaulting!

Danae's Prescient Auto-Biography: '...By getting a law passed that banned all clothing. Since nobody could hide anything, it was really easy to spot the bad guys...'

Homeopathic trousers.

'Candor is a plus.'

"Did you know the first nudist resort opened in Germany in 1903 in Dresden?"

"I put the price up after the local council decided to make it a nudist beach."

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

'Oh please Just who does Jerry think he's kidding with that censor strip'

Nude tourist.

"Knock knock, are you decent?"

embarrassment at court!