Nude Art Humorist Gifts

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

"Beats me why but my girlfriend says I have a one-track mind."

Jackson Pollock - "Oh no! Someone's thrown paint all over it!"

'Oh I'm keeping abreast of it.'

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

'It's all very well you saying I should paint something else, but what?'

"It's obviously an original."

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

Two piece outfits only.

Art Museum: Our exhibit of forgotten masters continues with What's His Name...

'The next patient is allergic to cotton, silk, wool and synthetics.'

Thinking about TV.

"I think what I like most is they haven't got any clothes on."

Portrait of an admiral spying on the nude portrait next to his.

Naked Man and His Trusty Sidekick Black Bar Boy.

Cartooning

'And that one painted and forgot to close the curtains.'

"My conceptual artwork - documented in these photographs - consists of my going on a bus to cleveland, buying a blue hat, putting three feathers on it, and throwing it off a bridge in Michigan."

'You're messing with my head.'

Success often means distracting the competition.

'Could this mean that we're finally profitable?'

'This is totally bananas!'

Drawing.

Death model.

A Female and Male Banana going for a Skinny-dip into the ocean.

"Gangs Of Nude Beach"

"Mira...this artist is getting attention because he paints all kinds of images on tortillas."

Cartoon Crisis. . . Biden's already causing problems!

"I don't know much about art, but I do know s**t when I see it."

"I can't draw horses."