Nudism Humor Appreciator Gifts

'We can't publish your manuscript 'The Naked Wordsmith' but I love your bod.'

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

Look! A streaker!

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

Turtle nude painting.

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

Two piece outfits only.

'The next patient is allergic to cotton, silk, wool and synthetics.'

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

'Before I agree to marry you, I want to see what you look like with clothes on!'

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'This is totally bananas!'

"Harold, is that you?"

A Female and Male Banana going for a Skinny-dip into the ocean.

"Gangs Of Nude Beach"

Birthday Suit Alterations

If you find me an intimidating boss, try picturing me clothed.

'I know you're retired now, Walter, but I still think you should put on some clothes.'

"Looks like Fred's headed to that clothing optional beach again."

'This is an ideal place - you're always saying you have nothing to wear.'

George was proving to be very popular with the ladies after taking-up nude pole vaulting!

'Candor is a plus.'

"Did you know the first nudist resort opened in Germany in 1903 in Dresden?"

"I put the price up after the local council decided to make it a nudist beach."

'Mr Barnet a word please in my office now.'

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

'How did you...never mind...ring the doorbell?'

Homeopathic trousers.

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