Nudism Humor Appreciator Gifts

'We can't publish your manuscript 'The Naked Wordsmith' but I love your bod.'

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

Look! A streaker!

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

Two piece outfits only.

Turtle nude painting.

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

'The next patient is allergic to cotton, silk, wool and synthetics.'

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

'Before I agree to marry you, I want to see what you look like with clothes on!'

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

"Harold, is that you?"

"Gangs Of Nude Beach"

'This is totally bananas!'

A Female and Male Banana going for a Skinny-dip into the ocean.

Birthday Suit Alterations

If you find me an intimidating boss, try picturing me clothed.

'This is an ideal place - you're always saying you have nothing to wear.'

'Candor is a plus.'

Homeopathic trousers.

'I know you're retired now, Walter, but I still think you should put on some clothes.'

George was proving to be very popular with the ladies after taking-up nude pole vaulting!

'Mr Barnet a word please in my office now.'

"I put the price up after the local council decided to make it a nudist beach."

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

"Looks like Fred's headed to that clothing optional beach again."

"Did you know the first nudist resort opened in Germany in 1903 in Dresden?"

'How did you...never mind...ring the doorbell?'

Au Naturel Restaurant

"Great spot, Al. I didn't know there was anyplace left that permitted cigar smoking naked."