Nudism Appreciator Gifts

NO skinny dipping

Look! A streaker!

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

REPENT! Get back to nature

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

"Ah yes… this is Mr Shipley, our new head of strategically placed objects."

'I don't see how you can breathe through that thing - it's so small!'

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

'No luggage.'

False Modesty: Naked sunbathing woman wears a veil.

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

Turtle nude painting.

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

Nude painting

'Before I agree to marry you, I want to see what you look like with clothes on!'

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'How's it coming along Monsieur Lautrec?'

'Do Not Feed The Bares'

'I really admire his work.'

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

Naked Morris Dancers.

'... So then, I dropped out of university and hooked up with this nudist colony.'

If you find me an intimidating boss, try picturing me clothed.

Nudist Beach: Beautiful PeopleEveryone else.

"Great spot, Al. I didn't know there was anyplace left that permitted cigar smoking naked."

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

'It's the new transparent government.'

One of the many advantages of shopping online!

George was proving to be very popular with the ladies after taking-up nude pole vaulting!

"Looks like Fred's headed to that clothing optional beach again."