Nudism Appreciator Gifts

NO skinny dipping

Look! A streaker!

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

REPENT! Get back to nature

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

"Ah yes… this is Mr Shipley, our new head of strategically placed objects."

'I don't see how you can breathe through that thing - it's so small!'

Turtle nude painting.

False Modesty: Naked sunbathing woman wears a veil.

'No luggage.'

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

'Before I agree to marry you, I want to see what you look like with clothes on!'

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

Nude painting

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'Do Not Feed The Bares'

'I really admire his work.'

'How's it coming along Monsieur Lautrec?'

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

Naked Morris Dancers.

'... So then, I dropped out of university and hooked up with this nudist colony.'

Nudist Beach: Beautiful PeopleEveryone else.

If you find me an intimidating boss, try picturing me clothed.

"I put the price up after the local council decided to make it a nudist beach."

'Mr Barnet a word please in my office now.'

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

'How did you...never mind...ring the doorbell?'

"Great spot, Al. I didn't know there was anyplace left that permitted cigar smoking naked."