Nudist With A Twist Gifts

'Streaking through a nudist camp.'

"Privates Beach"

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

"I've got pride but no shame."

Two piece outfits only.

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

'Before I agree to marry you, I want to see what you look like with clothes on!'

'Don't tell anybody, but I'm not wearing a robe.'

Success often means distracting the competition.

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'Do Not Feed The Bares'

"Gangs Of Nude Beach"

A Female and Male Banana going for a Skinny-dip into the ocean.

'I didn't spend all that money on a suntan for nothing.'

'Oh no! I think I left my wallet in the examination room.'

'This is totally bananas!'

'Nothing is what it seems down here. Most people are nudist speleologists, but I lobby for the pharmaceutical industry.'

'I'm all for answering the call of the wild, but Bill really takes it to the extreme!'

Birthday Suit Alterations

"If you get nervous up here, just picture everyone in the audience wearing clothes!"

'I get this awful dream where I'm walking down the street - Completely clothed!'

If you find me an intimidating boss, try picturing me clothed.

'Mr Barnet a word please in my office now.'

'How did you...never mind...ring the doorbell?'

"I told him nudism in space is a bad idea!"

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

George was proving to be very popular with the ladies after taking-up nude pole vaulting!