Nudist With A Twist Pillows

'Streaking through a nudist camp.'

"Privates Beach"

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

Two piece outfits only.

"I've got pride but no shame."

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

'Before I agree to marry you, I want to see what you look like with clothes on!'

Success often means distracting the competition.

'Don't tell anybody, but I'm not wearing a robe.'

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

"Gangs Of Nude Beach"

'This is totally bananas!'

A Female and Male Banana going for a Skinny-dip into the ocean.

'Nothing is what it seems down here. Most people are nudist speleologists, but I lobby for the pharmaceutical industry.'

'I didn't spend all that money on a suntan for nothing.'

'I'm all for answering the call of the wild, but Bill really takes it to the extreme!'

'Oh no! I think I left my wallet in the examination room.'

'Do Not Feed The Bares'

Birthday Suit Alterations

'I get this awful dream where I'm walking down the street - Completely clothed!'

If you find me an intimidating boss, try picturing me clothed.

"If you get nervous up here, just picture everyone in the audience wearing clothes!"

"I told him nudism in space is a bad idea!"

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

'I know you burn easily, Howard, but you look ridiculous walking around with that condom on!'

"I put the price up after the local council decided to make it a nudist beach."