Nudist By Choice Pillows

'Don't tell anybody, but I'm not wearing a robe.'

"Privates Beach"

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

'No luggage.'

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

"I've got pride but no shame."

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

Success often means distracting the competition.

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'This is totally bananas!'

'Oh no! I think I left my wallet in the examination room.'

'Do Not Feed The Bares'

'From what you've told me, Lord Godiva, I think your wife is having a mid-life crisis.'

'I'm all for answering the call of the wild, but Bill really takes it to the extreme!'

'I didn't spend all that money on a suntan for nothing.'

'It's great that you get a boost in productivity from working in the nude, Paul, but I need you to stop borrowing my chair.'

Naked Morris Dancers.

'... So then, I dropped out of university and hooked up with this nudist colony.'

"If you get nervous up here, just picture everyone in the audience wearing clothes!"

'I get this awful dream where I'm walking down the street - Completely clothed!'

If you find me an intimidating boss, try picturing me clothed.

Nudist Beach: Beautiful PeopleEveryone else.

George was proving to be very popular with the ladies after taking-up nude pole vaulting!

'I know you're retired now, Walter, but I still think you should put on some clothes.'

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

'How did you...never mind...ring the doorbell?'

"Great spot, Al. I didn't know there was anyplace left that permitted cigar smoking naked."