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Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

"I'll try just one to start."

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

"How do I know you're a school master? The leather patches on the elbows for starters"

'I didn't spend all that money on a suntan for nothing.'

"Privates Beach"

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

"I've got pride but no shame."

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

'No luggage.'

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

Success often means distracting the competition.

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

'Don't tell anybody, but I'm not wearing a robe.'

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'Do Not Feed The Bares'

'This is totally bananas!'

'Oh no! I think I left my wallet in the examination room.'

'Nothing is what it seems down here. Most people are nudist speleologists, but I lobby for the pharmaceutical industry.'

'I'm all for answering the call of the wild, but Bill really takes it to the extreme!'

Naked Morris Dancers.

'... So then, I dropped out of university and hooked up with this nudist colony.'

Birthday Suit Alterations

If you find me an intimidating boss, try picturing me clothed.

Nudist Beach: Beautiful PeopleEveryone else.

"If you get nervous up here, just picture everyone in the audience wearing clothes!"

'I get this awful dream where I'm walking down the street - Completely clothed!'

"Why yes. My husband does work in the construction industry! How on earth did you guess?"

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

"I told him nudism in space is a bad idea!"

'Well, well, if it isn't Ted Watt in the flesh!'