Nudist At Heart Pillows

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

"I'll try just one to start."

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

"How do I know you're a school master? The leather patches on the elbows for starters"

'I didn't spend all that money on a suntan for nothing.'

"Privates Beach"

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

"I've got pride but no shame."

'No luggage.'

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

Success often means distracting the competition.

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

'Don't tell anybody, but I'm not wearing a robe.'

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'Do Not Feed The Bares'

'Nothing is what it seems down here. Most people are nudist speleologists, but I lobby for the pharmaceutical industry.'

'I'm all for answering the call of the wild, but Bill really takes it to the extreme!'

'This is totally bananas!'

'Oh no! I think I left my wallet in the examination room.'

Naked Morris Dancers.

'... So then, I dropped out of university and hooked up with this nudist colony.'

Birthday Suit Alterations

'I get this awful dream where I'm walking down the street - Completely clothed!'

If you find me an intimidating boss, try picturing me clothed.

Nudist Beach: Beautiful PeopleEveryone else.

"If you get nervous up here, just picture everyone in the audience wearing clothes!"

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

George was proving to be very popular with the ladies after taking-up nude pole vaulting!

"Did you know the first nudist resort opened in Germany in 1903 in Dresden?"