Nudist Novelty Gifts

Danae's Prescient Auto-Biography: '...By getting a law passed that banned all clothing. Since nobody could hide anything, it was really easy to spot the bad guys...'

"Privates Beach"

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

Look! A streaker!

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

"I've got pride but no shame."

False Modesty: Naked sunbathing woman wears a veil.

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

Two piece outfits only.

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

'The next patient is allergic to cotton, silk, wool and synthetics.'

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

Success often means distracting the competition.

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

'Don't tell anybody, but I'm not wearing a robe.'

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'Let's git naked!'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

"Gangs Of Nude Beach"

'This is totally bananas!'

"Harold, is that you?"

'Oh no! I think I left my wallet in the examination room.'

'Nothing is what it seems down here. Most people are nudist speleologists, but I lobby for the pharmaceutical industry.'

'From what you've told me, Lord Godiva, I think your wife is having a mid-life crisis.'

'I'm all for answering the call of the wild, but Bill really takes it to the extreme!'

'It's great that you get a boost in productivity from working in the nude, Paul, but I need you to stop borrowing my chair.'

A Female and Male Banana going for a Skinny-dip into the ocean.