Nudist Novelty Gifts

Danae's Prescient Auto-Biography: '...By getting a law passed that banned all clothing. Since nobody could hide anything, it was really easy to spot the bad guys...'

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

"Privates Beach"

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

Look! A streaker!

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

Two piece outfits only.

"I've got pride but no shame."

False Modesty: Naked sunbathing woman wears a veil.

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

'The next patient is allergic to cotton, silk, wool and synthetics.'

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

Success often means distracting the competition.

'Don't tell anybody, but I'm not wearing a robe.'

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'Let's git naked!'

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

A Female and Male Banana going for a Skinny-dip into the ocean.

'It's great that you get a boost in productivity from working in the nude, Paul, but I need you to stop borrowing my chair.'

'I'm all for answering the call of the wild, but Bill really takes it to the extreme!'

'This is totally bananas!'

'Oh no! I think I left my wallet in the examination room.'

'From what you've told me, Lord Godiva, I think your wife is having a mid-life crisis.'

"Gangs Of Nude Beach"

'Nothing is what it seems down here. Most people are nudist speleologists, but I lobby for the pharmaceutical industry.'

"Harold, is that you?"

'Ms. Ames, send in a suit.'