Eco-conscious Racer Pillows

Formula One Earth day

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

Bio Fuels.

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

EXXON EXTINCTION

There's no real oil emergency...

'I told you that roof turbine salesman was too pushy.'

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

"Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator."

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

COP26 GLASGOW

'It's only now that we've chopped down all the trees that we can see the damage we've done.'

'Pssst! Dump your toxic wastes?'

'It took four trees to make that sign.'

Marv's Preowned Vehicles...That new car smell can kill you! - Buy Used!

"Wow! More record-breaking temps!! 557th day in a row!"

"I just remembered... I forgot to turn off the sink."

Rising oceans could prevent wind power being the main power source.

You need a bigger car/You need a smaller car.

'One GM chicken this size can save the slaughter of hundreds!'

Over-packaged fruit and vegetables

You mean this sewage has already been treated?

Cars driving down barcode road.

'Triple your money back! 100% effective against pesticide resistant insects! Guaranteed!

Green Coffee

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'

"It's a hybrid if you think it is. Runs on gas and the power of positive thinking."

'And of course you'll need air-conditioning to cope with global warming.'