Eco-friendly Racer Pillows

Rallying meets the environmental challenge

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

Bio Fuels.

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

'Pillage and plunder, yes...but don't harm the environment.'

"Wow! More record-breaking temps!! 557th day in a row!"

'Triple your money back! 100% effective against pesticide resistant insects! Guaranteed!

"e-Harley Hybrids"

'Did I mention the gas mileage?!'

'It gives me more energy than five grande espressos.'

EPA Gas Mileage Tests

'This one get 40 miles per gallon.'

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

Man on exercise bike plugged into the TV.

Recombinant DNA Research Lab: 'I bought a hybrid car.'

Guess who's coming to dinner?

"No, I don't have one that runs on Ramen Noodles."

'What's the range of our electric car? It all depends on the length of our extension cord.'

'It's a hybrid.'

"It's our new electric car. We call it the 'Volts Wagon'."

"Hybrid is out. Let's call it grass-fed."

"My car runs part of the time on an alternative energy source."

'This baby is great on gas...'

'This little baby runs on solar, electric power, hydrogen, bio-fuel...practically anything but gas!'

Friends Of The Turf

'It's just their little way of saying, 'Sorry we wrecked the planet.''

'We spend billions annually on styling changes and preposterous advertising, and you've got nerve to care only about fuel economy and reliability?!'

Wind power for cars.

'I'm 45, drive a hybrid, have a wife and two kids, change my own oil, and have had a vasectomy. What wine am I supposed to like?'

Dumpster Diving

This one gets 40 miles per gallon!

Bus driver says to passenger: 'This IS a green bus, but that doesn't mean you can recycle your ticket.'