Eco-conscious Fighter Pillows

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Deforestation.

The Environmentalist

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Politically Correct Snowperson

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

Fish want out of polluted river.

Ecology

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico

'You wouldn't know what to do with me.'

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

Sustainability

Sea Change.

The oil trap.

Fish Farm - 'Oh no! It's a skool of our poos!'

'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

"Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator."

Do you have air pollution problems?

"Nope. No fish."

EXXON EXTINCTION

Pollution.