Eco-conscious Fighter Mugs

'Triple your money back! 100% effective against pesticide resistant insects! Guaranteed!

The Environmentalist

Deforestation.

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Politically Correct Snowperson

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

Fish want out of polluted river.

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

Ecology

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

Sea Change.

Sustainability

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

'You wouldn't know what to do with me.'

Fish Farm - 'Oh no! It's a skool of our poos!'

The oil trap.

'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

EXXON EXTINCTION

Do you have air pollution problems?

"Nope. No fish."

There's no real oil emergency...

'I told you that roof turbine salesman was too pushy.'

Pollution.