Eco-friendly Racer T-Shirts

Rallying meets the environmental challenge

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

Bio Fuels.

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

'Pillage and plunder, yes...but don't harm the environment.'

"e-Harley Hybrids"

"Wow! More record-breaking temps!! 557th day in a row!"

'Triple your money back! 100% effective against pesticide resistant insects! Guaranteed!

'Did I mention the gas mileage?!'

'It gives me more energy than five grande espressos.'

"No, I don't have one that runs on Ramen Noodles."

EPA Gas Mileage Tests

'This one get 40 miles per gallon.'

Man on exercise bike plugged into the TV.

Guess who's coming to dinner?

Recombinant DNA Research Lab: 'I bought a hybrid car.'

'What's the range of our electric car? It all depends on the length of our extension cord.'

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

'It's a hybrid.'

"Hybrid is out. Let's call it grass-fed."

"It's our new electric car. We call it the 'Volts Wagon'."

The Prius 80.

"My car runs part of the time on an alternative energy source."

'This baby is great on gas...'

Friends Of The Turf

'This little baby runs on solar, electric power, hydrogen, bio-fuel...practically anything but gas!'

'It's just their little way of saying, 'Sorry we wrecked the planet.''

Wind power for cars.

'We spend billions annually on styling changes and preposterous advertising, and you've got nerve to care only about fuel economy and reliability?!'

We need chaperones for our green Valentines dance. My big brother's on parole! Eco Club. My parents can since I'm not going. What?!! You have to come. Yeah, Twig. You are vital. Aww, thanks! Who else will do the signs, decorations and cleanup? Maybe your parents?

Dumpster Diving

'I'm 45, drive a hybrid, have a wife and two kids, change my own oil, and have had a vasectomy. What wine am I supposed to like?'

This one gets 40 miles per gallon!