Eco-friendly Raider T-Shirts

'Pillage and plunder, yes...but don't harm the environment.'

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

A whale with corporate sponsorship

Bio Fuels.

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

The Transition Oz team on their way to Totnes to get advice on Reskilling, Transport, Oil Dependancy and overcoming Post Petroleum Stress Disorder.

"In space news, our discarded PPE is forming a new planet."

'I told you that roof turbine salesman was too pushy.'

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

EXXON EXTINCTION

There's no real oil emergency...

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'

Fish Food

The label on the bottle did say 'natural and organic ingredients', but THIS could not be right.

Organic farm

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

Man on Island.

They didn't tell me what to do with it. I thought they told you what to do with it.

'Pssst! Dump your toxic wastes?'

'It took four trees to make that sign.'

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

Over-packaged fruit and vegetables

Welcome to the North Pole

'The good news is that I managed to install the wind turbine...'

"Look at it this way -- in three years your roof could leak."

"e-Harley Hybrids"

"Wow! More record-breaking temps!! 557th day in a row!"