Eco-friendly Raider Gifts

'Pillage and plunder, yes...but don't harm the environment.'

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

'I guess they're not here for contact.'

A whale with corporate sponsorship

Bio Fuels.

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

The Transition Oz team on their way to Totnes to get advice on Reskilling, Transport, Oil Dependancy and overcoming Post Petroleum Stress Disorder.

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

'I told you that roof turbine salesman was too pushy.'

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

EXXON EXTINCTION

"In space news, our discarded PPE is forming a new planet."

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

There's no real oil emergency...

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'

Fish Food

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

The label on the bottle did say 'natural and organic ingredients', but THIS could not be right.

Man on Island.

Organic farm

They didn't tell me what to do with it. I thought they told you what to do with it.

'Pssst! Dump your toxic wastes?'

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

'It took four trees to make that sign.'

"Wow! More record-breaking temps!! 557th day in a row!"

'The good news is that I managed to install the wind turbine...'

"e-Harley Hybrids"

Welcome to the North Pole

Over-packaged fruit and vegetables