Eco-roadster Gifts

'It gives me more energy than five grande espressos.'

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

Bio Fuels.

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

"Information highway patrol sir. Can I see your computer driving licence?"

'Pillage and plunder, yes...but don't harm the environment.'

Wind Energy Systems Inc.

Don't you think you've had too many drinks?

While Desmond was by far the world's fastest marathon runner, his Achilles heel was his wimpiness.

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

'Did I mention the gas mileage?!'

"No, I don't have one that runs on Ramen Noodles."

EPA Gas Mileage Tests

Recombinant DNA Research Lab: 'I bought a hybrid car.'

'What's the range of our electric car? It all depends on the length of our extension cord.'

'Stop complaining. We can't afford a car with airbags.'

'It's a hybrid.'

"It's our new electric car. We call it the 'Volts Wagon'."

"Hybrid is out. Let's call it grass-fed."

Trike lowrider

'This model runs on antibiotics.'

"My car runs part of the time on an alternative energy source."

'This baby is great on gas...'

"Warp 1 - engage!"

'This little baby runs on solar, electric power, hydrogen, bio-fuel...practically anything but gas!'

'We spend billions annually on styling changes and preposterous advertising, and you've got nerve to care only about fuel economy and reliability?!'

Wind power for cars.

Rallying meets the environmental challenge

Bus driver says to passenger: 'This IS a green bus, but that doesn't mean you can recycle your ticket.'

Formula One Earth day

'I'm 45, drive a hybrid, have a wife and two kids, change my own oil, and have had a vasectomy. What wine am I supposed to like?'

This one gets 40 miles per gallon!

'Car emissions are a major contributing factor to the glaciers melting. Our new designs take that into consideration.'

'I have a feeling that new wind turbine is going to change our whole way of life.'