Green Car Enthusiasts Prints

'As it turns out, going 'green' will gost us a lot of 'green'.'

"And this little hybrid beauty runs on either gas or liposuction fat."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Politically Correct Snowperson

Sale! Weed Whackers

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

I want to talk about the environment...

We need an eco project that actually changes things. Ha! Good luck. Eco-club. Hey! We cut the school's use of plastic bottles 50% from last fall. Ahem. This year I feel 50% guiltier.

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

'Is it organic?'

A gap between the solar panels

Electric car

Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

Natural gas

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

"Nope. No fish."

I got into the college everyone wants to go to! Well played. It's the perfect fit for me! Way to go! Eco-Club. Which one is it? Dunno. Why do you care? So I don't apply there!

Magazines - All Special Green Issues.

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

"We've made a few changes."

"Gracie, I think you've made your point. We can't completely remove meat from this family's diet...but we will try very hard to cut back, OK?"

An environmentally sound Christmas - Plant a Seedling - Full tree in 16 years.

'Okay, who didn't flush the toilet?'

"Burgers ready in 6 hours!"

"I remember when we wouldn't buy the bent knobbly ones. Now we pay twice as much for them."

'This 'ere portable solar power makes charging me cows that much more easier!'

'The automatic doors won't open.' 'Your carbon footprints are too light.'