Car Cleaning Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Why do you keep watering it, Dad? - It's not going to grow larger!'

'Remember, the best time to walk on it is just after they've washed it.'

"I told you! Seeing your reflection on a recently washed and polished car's roof is the best remedy for constipation."

'I'm so embarrassed driving such a filthy vehicle...'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

Sweep the board.

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Car wash / Mouth wash

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Dust Bunny

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

Man has applied car wax and sees the whole car melt in the sun.

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

'We auto mechanics get no respect!'

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'

Cleaning up space junk.

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

Floor Cleaner

A 1950's Barber Shop

Carpet Cleaner.

"Actually he only asked for a buff-up."

'The first time I met her, she practically swept me off my feet!'

'Only the high-traffic path needs cleaning - from the couch to the bar.'

Hospital Cleaning.

"Clean your specs, lady?"

'My Graham is very house-proud.'

'They say he came to clean up the town.'

Magic Carpet Cleaning