Car Cleaning Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Why do you keep watering it, Dad? - It's not going to grow larger!'

'Remember, the best time to walk on it is just after they've washed it.'

"I told you! Seeing your reflection on a recently washed and polished car's roof is the best remedy for constipation."

'I'm so embarrassed driving such a filthy vehicle...'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

Sweep the board.

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Car wash / Mouth wash

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Dust Bunny

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

Man has applied car wax and sees the whole car melt in the sun.

'We auto mechanics get no respect!'

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

Cleaning up space junk.

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'

A 1950's Barber Shop

"Actually he only asked for a buff-up."

Carpet Cleaner.

Floor Cleaner

'The first time I met her, she practically swept me off my feet!'

'Only the high-traffic path needs cleaning - from the couch to the bar.'

"Our smart car sent a text saying it went to the car wash to get all the winter salt off it. Did it also have to say because I was too lazy to do it?"

Magic Carpet Cleaning

On the house

'They say he came to clean up the town.'

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.

"Clean your specs, lady?"

"I've decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, because it's just collecting dust."

'My Graham is very house-proud.'