Car Cleaning Expert T-Shirts

'Remember, the best time to walk on it is just after they've washed it.'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Car wash / Mouth wash

'...Plus $847.93 for replacing our front door....'

"Actually he only asked for a buff-up."

'Why should I look forward to the weekend? Rake leaves, clean out the gutters, mend the fence, wash the car...'

"Oh...that's not good."

'Even if I did know what SEO was - what's wrong with washing cars for a bit of extra pocket money.'

Whining SUV.

"It went a little over estimate - We had to put it in intensive care fore awhile."

"Why are you trying to develop a flying cow?"

'Our dog needs a bath too.'

Eco-friendly car wash.

'Before I give you the bill, I'm supposed to ask if you'd like me to buy you dinner first.'

"It's a high tech weather control device, whenever you wash it, it rains"

'Why do you keep watering it, Dad? - It's not going to grow larger!'

'Try it now.'

'Well, here's your problem'

"If the vineyard needs rain, why don't you get the truck washed?"

'Your car has failed it's MOT.' - 'Oh, b***ocks.' - 'I'm going to replace your lambda control.' - 'I don't even know what that is...' - 'It's expensive. That's all you need to know. My little blue victim.' - 'Gah.'

'I'm so embarrassed driving such a filthy vehicle...'

Hand Car Wash.

The Mechanic

'Ok! Let 'er rip, Harold!'

"I can skip my bath tonight. I put the windows down when Dad drove through the carwash."

"Myron's doing one of his side jobs again."

"I told you! Seeing your reflection on a recently washed and polished car's roof is the best remedy for constipation."

'No, lets take this battery. It has a longer warranty.'

"With the deluxe package you get a vacuum, vanilla scented interior spray freshener, carnauba wax, and enlightenment."

"Does he like those shorts you bought him for Christmas?"

'-and the look on his face when you overtook him in the Car Wash!'