Car Cleaning Expert Pillows

'Remember, the best time to walk on it is just after they've washed it.'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Car wash / Mouth wash

'...Plus $847.93 for replacing our front door....'

"Actually he only asked for a buff-up."

'Why should I look forward to the weekend? Rake leaves, clean out the gutters, mend the fence, wash the car...'

"Oh...that's not good."

"It went a little over estimate - We had to put it in intensive care fore awhile."

'Even if I did know what SEO was - what's wrong with washing cars for a bit of extra pocket money.'

Whining SUV.

"Why are you trying to develop a flying cow?"

'Our dog needs a bath too.'

Eco-friendly car wash.

'Before I give you the bill, I'm supposed to ask if you'd like me to buy you dinner first.'

"It's a high tech weather control device, whenever you wash it, it rains"

'Why do you keep watering it, Dad? - It's not going to grow larger!'

'Business has doubled since we organized that women's beach volleyball tournament across the street.'

'Try it now.'

The Mechanic

Hand Car Wash.

"If the vineyard needs rain, why don't you get the truck washed?"

'Well, here's your problem'

'Your car has failed it's MOT.' - 'Oh, b***ocks.' - 'I'm going to replace your lambda control.' - 'I don't even know what that is...' - 'It's expensive. That's all you need to know. My little blue victim.' - 'Gah.'

We found the problem it's your alternator.

'I'm so embarrassed driving such a filthy vehicle...'

'Ok! Let 'er rip, Harold!'

'I'm not sure this is the best way to get relief from your poison ivy, Bob.'

"I can skip my bath tonight. I put the windows down when Dad drove through the carwash."

"Myron's doing one of his side jobs again."

"I told you! Seeing your reflection on a recently washed and polished car's roof is the best remedy for constipation."

'No, lets take this battery. It has a longer warranty.'

"With the deluxe package you get a vacuum, vanilla scented interior spray freshener, carnauba wax, and enlightenment."

'-and the look on his face when you overtook him in the Car Wash!'