Car Wash Professional Pillows

"Myron's doing one of his side jobs again."

"With the deluxe package you get a vacuum, vanilla scented interior spray freshener, carnauba wax, and enlightenment."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

General Motors.

'Why should I look forward to the weekend? Rake leaves, clean out the gutters, mend the fence, wash the car...'

Elephant cleans a car.

'I'm after a longer dipstick. This one doesn't reach the oil anymore.'

'Even if I did know what SEO was - what's wrong with washing cars for a bit of extra pocket money.'

Bird poo decals.

'I'd like the inside cleaned please.' - 'Leave the windows open.'

"Why are you trying to develop a flying cow?"

"Oh, great, the warranty is up."

Wild Window Washers

'Our dog needs a bath too.'

"It's a high tech weather control device, whenever you wash it, it rains"

Eco-friendly car wash.

'Why do you keep watering it, Dad? - It's not going to grow larger!'

'Remember, the best time to walk on it is just after they've washed it.'

"If the vineyard needs rain, why don't you get the truck washed?"

'Ok! Let 'er rip, Harold!'

"I can skip my bath tonight. I put the windows down when Dad drove through the carwash."

'I'm not sure this is the best way to get relief from your poison ivy, Bob.'

"Does he like those shorts you bought him for Christmas?"

Hog Wash.

"Washing the car?"

'Muffy!'

'-and the look on his face when you overtook him in the Car Wash!'

Car cleaning.

Mouthwash.

Man going through a car wash in a bath tub.

'Wait till she's dried it off completely -- it'll stick better that way.'

Ed's Car Wash,

'For $10.95 can I interest you in our deluxe wash and wax?'