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I Brake For Self Serv Carwashes

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

Car wash / Mouth wash

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

"Actually he only asked for a buff-up."

'Why should I look forward to the weekend? Rake leaves, clean out the gutters, mend the fence, wash the car...'

Elephant cleans a car.

Bird poo decals.

'Even if I did know what SEO was - what's wrong with washing cars for a bit of extra pocket money.'

'Our dog needs a bath too.'

Eco-friendly car wash.

'Why do you keep watering it, Dad? - It's not going to grow larger!'

'Remember, the best time to walk on it is just after they've washed it.'

"So, it's not the battery then."

"If the vineyard needs rain, why don't you get the truck washed?"

Hand Car Wash.

'I'm so embarrassed driving such a filthy vehicle...'

'Ok! Let 'er rip, Harold!'

"I can skip my bath tonight. I put the windows down when Dad drove through the carwash."

'I'm not sure this is the best way to get relief from your poison ivy, Bob.'

"Myron's doing one of his side jobs again."

"I told you! Seeing your reflection on a recently washed and polished car's roof is the best remedy for constipation."

"With the deluxe package you get a vacuum, vanilla scented interior spray freshener, carnauba wax, and enlightenment."

'Hurry-up... I'm waiting!'

Hog Wash.

'-and the look on his face when you overtook him in the Car Wash!'

"Does he like those shorts you bought him for Christmas?"

"Washing the car?"

'Muffy!'

Car cleaning.

'Wait till she's dried it off completely -- it'll stick better that way.'

'For $10.95 can I interest you in our deluxe wash and wax?'

'Remember, the best time to walk on it is just after they've washed it.'

"Welcome to 'Introductory Splatter Painting'."