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"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Car wash / Mouth wash

A 1950's Barber Shop

"Actually he only asked for a buff-up."

Charging Station

"And this little hybrid beauty runs on either gas or liposuction fat."

'Our dog needs a bath too.'

'I haven't paid four dollars a gallon since I bought that swamp land in Florida.'

"Hybrid is out. Let's call it grass-fed."

Eco-friendly car wash.

"It's our new electric car. We call it the 'Volts Wagon'."

'Why do you keep watering it, Dad? - It's not going to grow larger!'

'We've reduced the carbon footprint of this model to a size 5 with stiletto heels.'

'This baby is great on gas...'

'I'm so embarrassed driving such a filthy vehicle...'

'Ok! Let 'er rip, Harold!'

"I can skip my bath tonight. I put the windows down when Dad drove through the carwash."

'I'm not sure this is the best way to get relief from your poison ivy, Bob.'

"The good news is it wasn't a slow leak. The bad news is I have tinnitus."

"With the deluxe package you get a vacuum, vanilla scented interior spray freshener, carnauba wax, and enlightenment."

"I told you! Seeing your reflection on a recently washed and polished car's roof is the best remedy for constipation."

"Does he like those shorts you bought him for Christmas?"

But this is more than the estimate!

'Hurry-up... I'm waiting!'

"Look, Baldo, changing who you are to please someone is a bad idea. If Estella doesn't like cool cars and you do, tell her! She might admire that you stand up for what you believe in."

Dieselgate....

'-and the look on his face when you overtook him in the Car Wash!'

'Muffy!'

"Washing the car?"

'For $10.95 can I interest you in our deluxe wash and wax?'

"The worst thing about selling electric cars? The jokes about sticker shock."

"Welcome to 'Introductory Splatter Painting'."