Car Care Crusader Gifts

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

Batman at the Maternity Ward

'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

Your Guide to Winning Movember

Two Players both holding the same cue.

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

"Stay-at-home mom" is a misnomer. I spend ten hours a day driving kids all over town!

"Be afraid my friends...if the government takes over your healthcare, you're going to be left with nothing!"

Is this what they call inherent safety?

Third World debt interest repayments/ charity aid

Illustration on the problem of money that is given to charities ending up in the hands of governments.

'Don't get me wrong, the Church is glad to hear your confession of improper contributions, but only the I.R.S. can grant absolution.'

'Let's go raise some hell and tell people we support government sponsored health care!'

"It's redesigned to handle rolling over."

'This is a phone poll! Are you in favor of a ban to drive and use a cell phone at the same time?'

"I'm afraid it's a bad case of libel!"

"Parts and labor?"

'Fuel efficiency? I get about three times around the block on a peanut butter sandwich.'

Welcome to your 7395 consecutive day of working on this case.

Safety last.

Honey badger do care.

"Now, before we actually help them, let's discuss our partnership and method of assisting."

'He's been driven mad by reading about all these huge litigation cases...'

"I never ask for a raise any more. I just hack into the boss's computer and give myself one."

Medicaid Expansion: "Better not take the risk, you never know when the well's going to run dry..."

The Cab of Guilt - "This is your mother, reminding you that if you don't buckle up I will kill myself."

"There! Caught another idiot using his phone whilst driving."

'Not cars. here we're testing oblivious texters walking into walls.'

"She says she's from Quality Control. We've failed the furniture inspection."

The rising cost of health care (shown by the rising cost of prescription drugs)

'Which way up would you like it?'

"Your insurance doesn't cover the prescription, so this is the placebo."